Noah and God

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One day, God phoned Noah and asked him to build him another ark.

Noah agreed and asked, “Do you want it the same as last time?” God replied that he would like it basically the same but fourteen stories high. Noah agreed and then asked whether God wanted two of each animal in the ark (like last time).

God replied, “No, just FISH.” Noah thought this strange but agreed. God then said that he just wanted one type of fish - CARP.

Noah said, “OK, I’ll build you this ark if you just tell me why.”

God replied, “Well I’ve always wanted a MULTI-STORY CARP ARK!!!”

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