Indian Captivity

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A cowboy gets captured by the Indians and taken back to their camp. The chief comes to him and tells him he has good news and bad news. The chief then informs him that the bad news is that the cowboy is to die in three days. The good news is that the cowboy is to receive one wish per day until then. The cowboy then informs the chief that he would like to talk to his horse. After the cowboy’s horse was brought to him, he whispered into the horse’s ear and the horse ran off. Later that night, the horse returned with a blonde. So the cowboy and the blonde go and have a little fun in the tee-pee that night and the next morning the blonde is gone.

The next day the chief comes and offers the cowboy his second wish. The cowboy requests to talk to his horse again. The horse is brought to him, the cowboy whispers in his ear, and the horse runs off again. Later that night, he returns again, this time carrying a brunette with him. So the cowboy and the brunette enjoy a night of passion and the next morning the brunette is gone.

The third and final day arrives and the chief comes and offers the cowboy his final wish. The cowboy requests to talk to his horse one last time. The horse is brought to him, the cowboy acts like he is going to whisper into his ear again but changes his mind. Instead, he grabs the horse by the ears, looks deep into his eyes, and says “I’m only going to say this one more time…. I said ‘P-O-S-S-E!’”

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