Two Lesbians in a Straight Bar
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Loading ...Two lesbians walked into a bar; one extremly pretty and one extremly ugly. The pretty one said to the ugly one, “I’ll get us a drink”.
So she walked up to the bar and said to the bar-tender, “Two Jim Beam and Cokes.”
The bartender got the drinks and said, “That’s $10.”
The pretty lesbian said, “I don’t have any money.”
The bartender asked, “Well, how are you going to pay for them?”
She repiled, “I’ll show you my tits.”
He looked at her and repiled “OK,” so she showed him her tits, then took the drinks back to the table.
The ugly one said, “How did you pay for those?”
The pretty one fresponded, “I showed him my tits and he gave them to me for free!”
The ugly one said, “I try that!” So she walked up to the bartender and said, “Two Jim Beam and Cokes, please.”
The bartender said, “That’ll be $10, please.”
The ugly one turned around and said, “I don’t have any money!”
The bartender said, “Well, how are you going to pay for them?”
She repiled, “I will show you my tits.”
He repiled back, “You’re ugly, so your tits will be ugly!”
So the ugly one said “OK then, I’ll let you smell my friend’s pussy!”
The bartender repiled “What, that one over there?” (pointing to the good looking one).
She said, “Yes.”
The bartender said, “OK then.”
The ugly one leaned over the bar and blew her breath in his face.
Tags: straight bar, bar tender, cokes, extremly, jim beam
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