Jokes News

The Office of Personnel Management for the United States government today announced the 2001 holiday schedule for federal employees.

There will be two fewer holidays in Washington, D.C., next year.

Halloween and Thanksgiving have been cancelled.

The witch is moving to New York, and she’s taking the turkey with her.

Tags: office of personnel management, holiday schedule, office of personnel, federal employees, united states government

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