things are strange here ma!
Verna had just moved to hollywood from Missouri when
she called her ma to tell her how it was going.
“Ma things are strange here. Did you know they have girls that put there mouths where other girls go pee?”
“Oh my gosh”,says mom “What do they call them?”
“They call them Lesbians, and ma did you know that they have
boys that that put their mouths where other boys pee!”
Mama says, “Oh my goodness, what do they call them?”
“They call them homosexuals, and Mama did you know that there are boys who put their mouths where girls pee too?”
“Wow”, says mama,”What do you call them?”
“Well mama, I call them back in the morning!”
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