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Loading ...Once upon a time there was a man who came home from work a little early and brought three friends with him.
Upon walking into the house he and his friends caught his wife on the couch naked and screwing the milkman.
Right away the man called his lawyer and proceeded with a divorce his three friends were the witnesses.
The first man was called to the stand, and the judge said, “Tell me, sir, what did you see when you walked into the house?”
The man replied, “Your Honor, I walked in, and there they were on the couch and they were just a screwin.”
The judge got really upset and said, “I will have none of this type of language in my courtroom so get out!”
The second man was called to the stand and the judge asked him, “Sir, what did you see when you walked into the house?”
The second man replied, “Your Honor, I walked in and there they were on the couch and they were a screwin.”
Again the judge got very upset and kicked the second man out of the courtroom.
The third man was called in and the judge asked him, “Sir, what did you see when you walked into the house?”
The man replied, “Your honor it goes like this:
I walked in and there they were on the couch,
There were 10 toes up.
There were 10 toes down.
There was 2 little bellies goin around and around.
There was skin going in.
There was skin coming out.
If that’s not screwin you can kick me out.”
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