Tattoo
This bloke walks into a tatoo parlour and says “excuse me sir, I would like a one hundred dollar bill tatooed onto my penis”
The man replies “why on earth would you want a one hundred dollar bill tatooed on your schlong?”
“Well firstly I like playing with my money, secondly I like watching my money grow and thirdly when my wife wants to blow a hundred dollars she can do it at home!”
Tags: tatoo parlour, tatooed, dollar bill, schlong, bloke
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