Swearing Parrot
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Loading ...A Priest is lonley so he decides to buy a used parrot to keep him company in church.
The day the priest puts the parrot in the church its 100 degrees out. The parrot says damn its hot! The priest warns the bird not to swear in church or he’ll take it back to the pet store.
The next day its 105 degrees and the priest walks by the parrot and again the bird says
damn its hot!
So the priest takes the parrot back to pet store and the pet store owner tells him when the parrot swears to pick him and swing him around over his head.
The next day its 110 degrees and the priest walks by and the parrot says damn it hot!
So the priest picks up the parrot and swings him around over his head.
The parrot then responds. Whew feel that fucking breeze!
Tags: pet store owner, swings
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