Indian in the Whorehouse
An Indian walked into the whorehouse and approached the woman at the counter. He said, “Me wantum girl!”
“Do you have money?” (woman)
“Plenty money.” (Indian)
“Do you have experience?” (woman)
“No experience.” (Indian)
“Then I suggest that you go out and get some experience before returning.” (woman)
So the Indian went out and to gain experience, he began to hump every hole in every tree he could find. One week later he went back to the whorehouse.
“Well then, your woman is up in room 307!” (woman)
So the Indian went up to room 307! When he saw the woman he said, “Takem clothes off!” She did. “Bendem over!” She did. Then he took a giant 2×4 and smacked her on the ass!
“What the Hell did you do that for?” The woman asked.
The Indian replied, “Getem bumble bees out!”
Tags: bumble bees, whorehouse, 2x4, hump, clothes
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