Gone Hunting
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Loading ...One day an avid hunter decided he was tired of hunting in his local forest and drove nearly 400 miles to go hunting in Canada. He spent 5 hours in the forest before coming upon a small black bear, he raised his rifle and fired. Immediately a bigger brown bear grabbed him and said, “Ya know, I could kill you right now, but I’d rather teach you a lesson”. The bear proceded to turn the hunter around, bend him over, and have is way with him.
The hunter stalked away holding his ripped pants and started plotting his revenge. 1 week later the hunter returned to the same spot as before and found the big brown bear, he raised his rifle and fired. Immediately an even bigger grizzly grabbed him and said, “I should kill you for that, but I think I’m gonna teach you a lesson instead”. The bear proceeded to turn the hunter around, bend him over and have his way with him.
The hunter stalked away holding his rear and plotting his revenge. 1 week later the hunter returned to the same place found the grizzly, raised his gun and killed it. Immediately the Grand-daddy of all grizzlies grabbed him and said, “You don’t come here for the hunting do you?”
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