Custer Painting
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Loading ...A few years ago as the Little Bighorn Memorial Museum was preparing to be opened, an artist was commissioned to paint a mural of General Custer’s last thought before he and his men were slaughtered at the battle of Little Bighorn.
The artist thought for many days before he even started on the painting, but then went frantically to work to have the huge painting finished in time for the museum’s grand opening.
On the day of the opening, the crowds gathered round the curator, the survivors of the General’s family and the artist for the great unveiling of the masterpiece.
When the canvas fell, the throngs beheld a huge painting of Jesus with his robes up around his waist, squatting over a field and taking a dump. Behind Jesus were masses of Native Americans, male and female, engaging in all manner of sexual acts.
Men in the crowds gasped and women fainted as the curator hurridly attempted to cover the pornagraphic artwork. Finally he turned to the artist and cried, “What the hell is this supposed to be!”
The artist replied, “Well, I was commissioned to paint what I believe Custer’s last thoughts were and I believe the last thing he thought was ‘Holy Shit! Look at all the fucking Indians!’”
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