What not to name your dog
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Loading ...Everybody has a dog called “Rover” or “Rex”.
I called my dog Sex.
When I went to city hall to buy a license , I told the clerk that I wanted to buy a license for Sex.
He said “I’d like one too”.
But then I said, “This is a dog”.
He said he didn’t care what she looked like.
Then I said, “you don’t understand I’ve had Sex since I was 9.”
He said, “you must have been quite a kid”.
When I got married and went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me.
I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me, my wife
and one for Sex. He said, “All the rooms are for sex”
“You don’t understand,” I said “Sex keeps me awake at night”.
The clerk said, “Me too”.
One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before it began the dog ran away.
Another contestant asked me why I was just standing around.
I told him that I planned to have Sex in the contest.
He told me that I should have sold my own tickets.
“But you don’t understand,” I said.
“I planned to have Sex on T.V.”
He called me a show off.
When me and my wife got divorced we went to court to fight for the custody of the dog.
I said “Your honour, I had Sex before we were married”
The judge said, “Me too.”
Then I told him that after we were married Sex left
he said, “Me too.”
Last night Sex ran off again.
I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came up and said to me, “What are you doing in this alley at 4 in the morning?”
I said I was looking for Sex.
My case comes up Friday.
Tags: night sex, awake at night, city hall, honour, rex
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