Roping

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One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road, the new bride sees two cows having sex. The new bride asks, “What are they doing?”

The husband answers, “They’re roping.”

“I see,” replies the bride. After a few more hours of driving they see two horses having sex.

Again, the bride asks, “What are they doing, honey?”

The husband answers, “They’re roping!”

She replies, “Oh, I see.”

Finally they arrive at their hotel. They wash up and start to get ready for bed. When they get in the bed, they started to explore each other’s bodies.

The bride discovers her husband’s penis. “What is that?”

“That is my rope,” he answers.

She slides her hands up a little further and gasps, “What are those?”

“Those are my knots,” he answers.

Finally the couple begins to make love.

After several minutes the bride says, “Stop, honey, wait a minute!”

Her husband asks, “What’s the matter?”

The bride replies, “Undo those knots, I need more rope!”

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