Jesus is gonna get you

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It was way past midnight and a man was robbing a house. Just then he hears this voice say, “Jesus is gonna get you!”

The robber thinks nothing of it and begins to take the T.V. when he hears the voice again: “Jesus is gonna get you!”

The robber discovers that the noise is from a parrot, so he walks up to the parrot and says, “What’s your name, little guy?”

The parrot replies, “Moses”.

The robber says, “What kind of idiot would name a parrot Moses?”

The parrot replies, “The same idiot that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.”

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