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Loading ...Jonny O’Conner went into confession and told the priest: “Bless me father for I have sinned, I had hot sex with a woman.”
“Was it Mary Henderson?” said the priest.
Jonny said: “No father I cannot tell you please forgive me.”
“Was it Polly McDermot?” said the priest.
Jonny said: “No father I can’t tell you.”
“OH,” said the priest, “Then it must be Katie Paulson.”
Jonny said: “No father I can’t tell you.”
The priest said: “Okay my son go do 5 Hail Marys and 4 Our Fathers then you will be forgiven for your sin.”
Jonny went outside to talk to his friend, he said to his friend: “I got 5 Hail Marys, 4 Our Fathers and 3 good leads.”
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