3 vampires

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3 vampires walk into a bar.
The first vampire orders a glass of warm blood. So the bartender puts a glass of blood in the microwave then gives it to him.

The second vampire orders a glass of cold blood. So the bartender puts two ice cubes into the blood and gives it to him.

The third vampire orders a glass of boiling water.
“Don’t vampires only drink blood” the bartender says.
The vampire pulls a tampon out of his pocket and says ” Tea time!”

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