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Loading ...One day a guy was walking along when he’s hit by a car.
He falls to the ground, instantly dead.
This guy not being a model citizen by any standards doesn’t even appear before the Pearly Gates but goes straight to hell.
He arrives there and finds himself staring at a Marijauna field which stretches for miles and plant is the size of a tree with leaves the size of his head.
Right next to him he finds about 5000 industrial size rolls of cigarette paper.
He shot off, grabbed some paper, a few hundred leaves and made himself a joint as wide as his waist and as long as his arm.
He then goes up to the devil himself who’s looking really depressed and asks him for a light.
The devil said, “Man, if I had a light this would be heaven.”
Tags: cigarette paper, model citizen, pearly gates, straight to hell, devil
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