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The prosecution is still trying to get Monica to cough up more evidence.

A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and that he would be with him in just a few minutes.

When the man sat down in the examination room, he noticed that there were three items on a stand next to the doctor’s desk: a tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove, and a beer.

When the doctor came in, the man said, “Look Doc, this is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the glove is for, but what’s the beer for?”

At that instant, the doctor became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door. The doc flung the door open and yelled to his nurse, “Dammit, nurse! I said a butt light!”

Who Is God?

The little kid comes to his father:

Kid: Daddy, is God a man or a woman?
Dad: Both son, God is both.

After a while the kid comes again:
Kid: Daddy, is God black or white?
Dad: (after thinking for a while) Both darling, both.

After a few minutes the kid comes again:
Kid: Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?

RESEARCHERS BAFFLED
The U.S. Navy Medical Corps has concluded an extensive pharmaceutical study in which an equal number of sailors and marines were administered weekly doses of Viagra.

Researchers are at a loss to explain why all of the sailors achieved enhanced sexual prowess, while the Marines simply grew taller.