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Q. What do you call six blonde cheerleaders standing on their heads?

A. A six pack of Busch

Why shouldn’t women be allowed to drive?

Becuase there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.

Q. Why does Santa Clause have 3 gardens?

A. So he can ho ho ho.

Why was the ground all white after Custer’s last stand?

Because the Indians kept coming and coming and coming and….

Why was Issac twelve years old when God called Abraham to sacrifice his son?

Because if he had been a teenager, it wouldn’t have been a sacrifice.

Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned to an attendant standing nearby.

“This,” she said, “I suppose, is one of those hideous representations you call modern art?”

“No, Madam,” replied the attendant. “That one’s called a mirror.”

One day a policeman stopped a motorist who had just gone through a four-way stop sign and was about to give him a ticket. The motorist said, “Officer, you can’t give me a ticket for that!”

“Why not?” said the officer.

“Because, although I did not stop completely, I slowed down a lot, and it’s almost the same.”

“But the way was clear, and it was safe,” replied the motorist.

The officer then pulls out his baton and starts hitting the motorist. “What are you doing?!” yells the motorist in surprise.

“Do you want me to slow down or stop?” says the officer.

Stuck in a strange city by bad weather, the drinker was bored. He sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation, turned to the bartender and said, “Hey, about those Democrats in Congress…”

“Stop–I don’t permit talk about politics in my bar!” interrupted the bartender.

A few minutes later, the gent tried again, “People say that the Pope…”

“Whoa, no religious talk either,” the bartender cut in.

“Look, how about sex? Can I talk sex?”

“Sure,” said the bartender.

The man then said, “F**K YOU,” as he was walking out.

Q. What do you call a Redneck who doesn’t fuck his sister ?

A. An only child

What do you call a small Eskimo with a hard-on?

A fridged midget with a ridged digit.