Why Sex is Better than School

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The Top 10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better
Than School:

10. Everbody likes sex and nobody likes school, except for virgins and only because they haven’t had sex yet.

9. Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs etc.; school just sucks.

8. After sex, you feel like smoking a cigarette. After school, you feel like smoking something a whole lot stronger.

7. You only get disciplined during sex, if you WANT to.

6. Drinking drives people to sex; school drives people to drink.

5. Sex releives stress; school causes stress.

4. Nothing beats the “hands on” experience you get with sex.

3. After sex, you feel like you have accomplished something.

2. Sex is cheaper. Even if you have to pay for a hooker, it is still cheaper than paying thousands of dollars in tuition.

And the Number 1 reason why sex is better than school:

1. Atleast you have a choice whether or not you want to have sex.
At school, your teachers screw you regardless!!!

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