The Top Drawer
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Loading ...When Joe and Kim decided to marry, Kim ask him to make only one promise. “You must promise me that after we get married you will NEVER look in the top drawer of my dresser, ever.
For 30 years he kept his promise then Kim handed Joe divorce papers.
She asked if he would like to see what in her top dresser drawer. He said Yes.
On one side there is a carton of eggs with 3 eggs in it, & on the other side there is $27,000.
She said the 3 eggs were for all the times they had bad sex.
He thought that was pretty good for 30 years & said, “And the money?”
She said “Every time I filled a carton, I sold it to the neighbors for a dollar.”
Tags: divorce papers, dresser drawer, bad sex, top drawer, carton
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