10 Things No Guy Will Ever Say
1. I’d like to take you out on a date but your tits are just too big for me.
2. Here honey, you use the remote for awhile.
3. While I’m up, can I get you anything?
4. Sex isn’t important, sometimes, I just want to be held.
5. We never talk anymore.
6. Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.
7. I’m sick of blow-jobs. How about if I just try to satisfy you for an hour?
8. Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That’s one movie I gotta see!
9. I’d much rather watch Days of Our Lives than Bay Watch.
10. You are right and I was wrong.
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