Rookie Cop
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Loading ...Three cops were in a bar after work one day. There were two trainers and one rookie, fresh from the academy.
One trainer said, “I had the best sex the other night. I was making love to my girlfriend in the missionary position and right when I was about to have an orgasm, I fired off my pistol. It startled my girlfriend so bad that she had one too. It was awesome!”
The other trainer heard this and went home to his girlfriend that night. The next day they were at the same bar and the second trainer said, “I went home and tried your way of making love. I had my girlfriend in the doggy position and when I was about to orgasm, I fired off my pistol. It scared her so bad we both oragasmed together!”
The rookie had heard this twice now and went home to try it with his girlfriend. The next day he walked into the bar all scratched up and limping, holding his crotch.
The trainers immediately asked what happened and he replied “Well, I tried your way of making love to my girl. We were in the 69 poistion and when I fired off my pistol, the bitch shit on my face and bit my dick off!”
Tags: rookie cop, doggy position, missionary position, making love, best sex
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