Let’s Talk About Sex
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Loading ...An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, “Daddy, what is sex?”
He can’t believe his ears but says, “Honey, do you really want to know about sex?”
“Yes, Daddy, please”, so he sits her down and begins his talk about the birds and the bees, and how they pollinate the flowers, and so on.
When she looks at him blankly, he decides to tell the story in human terms, so he goes into great detail about when a man and a woman love each other, and about foreplay, and about fellatio, and about cunnilingus and about full intercourse and about masturbation and about sperms and eggs and testicles and ovaries and menstrual cycles. Exhausted he says, “Why did you want to know about sex?”
When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open. The father asked her, “Why did you want to know about sex?”
The little girl replied, “Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs.”
Tags: birds and the bees, sperms and eggs, menstrual cycles, man and a woman, ovaries
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