Voice from Above
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Loading ...The Catholic Church’s air conditioning broke down, so they had to hire a man to crawl around in the ducts and figure out what was wrong. As the man peeked down through one of the vents in the sanctuary, he saw little old Mrs. Murphy kneeling by the altar, apparently saying her rosary. Since the man was Baptist, he thought it would be funny to try and mess with the lady’s mind.
In his most authoritative voice, he said, “This is Jesus! Your prayers will be answered.”
The little old lady didn’t even blink, just kept on saying her prayers. The man decided maybe she hadn’t heard him, so again he said, “This is JESUS, THE SON OF GOD! Your prayers will be answered!”
Again, she didn’t react at all. Mustering up a big breath of air, the man decided to try one more time. He really belted out, THIS IS JESUS CHRIST, THE SON OF GOD! YOUR PRAYERS WILL BE ANSWERED!!!”
Old Mrs. Murphy looked up and yelled, “SHUT UP! I’M TALKING TO YOUR MOTHER!!!”
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