Green Ring
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Loading ...A very distraught man goes to his doctor with a red ring around his penis. After the examination the doctor tells the man to go home, sit in a warm tub, and wash with soap and water and the ring should go away.
The man does as he is told and the ring goes away.
He is so happy and relieved about what has happened that he tells his friend.
His friend asks what the name of his doctor is because he has a green ring around his penis and he is concerned about it.
So his friend goes to the same doctor. The doctor examines the man and calls to his nurse to admit the man immediately to the emergency room.
The mans says, “Hey wait a minute. My buddy came in here with a red ring and all he had to do is go home, sit in a tub and wash it. Why do I have to go to the emergency room?”
And the doctor says, “Well there’s a difference between lipstick and gangrene!”
Tags: distraught man, soap and water, hey wait a minute, gangrene, emergency room
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