Kangaroo

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There was a rich widowed woman who decided finally to get married again. This time around she vowed that she would only marry a virgin, so she set out on a world-wide search for just the right man who had never been experienced.

As luck would have it, she didn’t have to search very long until she found her dream guy in Australia.
So she flew down to Australia to meet her new love and verified her requirement once again,”You’ve never been with a woman have you?”

“No,” the man replied. “Okay, then…you’re perfect for me!”

On their honeymoon night, they stayed in the honeymoon suite of Sydney’s grandest hotel. As she was changing clothes, she heard a lot of noise coming from the other room. When she came out of the bathroom, she saw that he had moved all of the furniture to the outside walls of the room, leaving the middle of the room empty. “What in the world are you doing?!, ” she asked, puzzled.

“Well, I have never been with a woman, but if you’re anything like those kangaroos, then we’re going to need a lot of room!”

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