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A woman who plays cards one night a month with a group of friends was concerned that she always woke up her husband when she came home around 11:30.

So she decided to be considerate and not rouse him this time. She undressed in the living room and, purse over arm, tiptoed nude into the bedroom, only to find him sitting up in bed, reading.

“My Gawd!” he exclaimed. “Did you lose EVERYTHING?!?”

Tags: gawd, purse, living room, cards

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