Santa’s BIG helper

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One day a man walking past an alley spotted a little boy taking a pee. The man noticed that the boy’s penis was huge (this man had always wanted a big penis).

Curiously, the man approached the boy and asked him, “How did you get such a big penis?”

“I am one of Santa’s little helpers. He grants my every wish.”

Then the man asked, “Would it be possible to get me one?”

“Yes, but only if you give me a blow job.”

The man replied, ” Hell no!” and walked off.

The next day he found the boy and said to him, “I’ve been thinking about what you said, and I’ll……..I’ll do it!”

So he knelt down and did the deed.

When it was all over, the man asked, wiping his mouth, “So when do I get my big penis?”

The boy asked, “How old are you?”

“Thirty seven.”

“And you still believe in SANTA!?!’

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