How To Annoy Little Johnny’s Mom
Little Johnny wants to eat the double chocolate chip ice cream but his mom refuses to let him. Here’s how their conversation goes :
Little Johnny : Why?
His Mom : Because.
Little Johnny : Why?
His Mom : Because I said so.
Little Johnny : Why?
His Mom : Because I’m your mom.
Little Johnny : Why?
His Mom : Because it’s too close to supper.
Little Johnny : Why?
His Mom : Because you’ll spoil your appetite.
Little Johnny : Why?
His Mom : Because if you don’t eat your supper, you’ll never grow up and stop asking me questions.
Little Johnny : Why?
His Mom (angry now) : If you ask me why one more time, I’m going to EXPLODE !!!
Silence for one minute.
Little Johnny : When?
Tags: double chocolate chip, chip ice cream, appetite, mom, silence
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