Sleep With the Baby
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Loading ...Late one night, two middle aged guys were driving home from a fishing trip in the woods, when their car stalled out and died. After doing everything they could to get the truck running again, it still wouldn’t start. So, they decided to walk to the nearest house and call a tow truck.
They had walked nearly two miles before they came across an old farmhouse. An old man sat out on the porch whittling on a piece of wood.
“Excuse me sir,” said one of the men, “Our truck broke down a few miles back and we need to use your phone.”
“Ain’t got no phone.” came the reply. “You kin spend the night if’n you like, and I’ll gib’ you a ride to town in the mornin’.”
“Sure.” said the two men simultaneously.
“There’s just one problem,” spoke the old man, “One of you’ll have to sleep with the baby and one of you’ll have to sleep in the barn, cause we ain’t got much room in the house.”
Well the first of the two men thought for a minute. “I’ll sleep in the barn, cause generally baby’s are messy and they’re loud. Wouldn’t get much sleep.” So he went out to the barn and went to sleep while the other of the two men went in the house to sleep with the baby.
The next morning, the man in the barn woke up yawning and walked out of the barn to stretch, when a beautiful young woman came bouncing out of the house and out to the barn.
“Hi,” she said, “My name’s Baby. Who are you?”
“I’m the damn fool who slept in the barn!”
Tags: man in the barn, damn fool, fishing trip, whittling, mornin
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