John Wayne
The 6th grade teacher, asked the class one day if any of the students knew anything about sex. Little Johnny stood up and said,” I do from watching a John Wayne movie on t.v.”
Well, the teacher thought a little bit and asked, “Johnny, John Wayne movies are Westerns aren’t they?”
He replies,” Of course they are.”
She says,” Well what does that have to do with sex?”
“Let me tell ya! John Wayne was riding his horse and 8 indians were chasing him, John Wayne jumped off his horse and when the indians got close enough, he shot them all dead.”
The teacher said,” Well I still don’t understand what that has to do with sex?”
Little Johnny replied,” It taught them indians not to fuck with John Wayne!”
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