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Loading ...A bartender is closing for the night when there’s a knock at the back door. When he answers, a dirty-looking homeless guy asks him for a toothpick. The bartender is a little surprised, but he gives him a toothpick and the guy walks away.
A few minutes later, there’a a second knock at the door. When he answers, there’s another homeless guy outside who asks for a toothpick. The second man gets his toothpick, and off he goes.
A few minutes later, there’s a third knock at the door, and a third homeless guy is standing there. “let me guess,” the bartender says. “You want a toothpick.”
“Actually, no, but can I have a straw?” the homeless guy replies.
The bartender gives it to him and says, “Two guys wanted toothpicks, and you wanted a straw. What the hell is going on?”
“Well, some drunk threw up on the sidewalk earlier but all the good stuff’s gone already.”
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