Stranded on an island
Once a man and his dog were stranded on a deserted island. After the first day of exploration the man found a herd of sheep that were sexualy active at the middle of the island.
A month or two later the man wakes up in the middle of the night and finds his dog asleep next to him. Remembering the last time he was with a girl he starts off to the sheep. When at the herd he saw that they were still going at it so he decides to join in. He pulls down his pants to start and the dog comes barking; spoils the mood.
Another month or two passes and the man awakes again with his dog next to him. He decides what he wants; in the middle of the herd he pulls down his pants, but his dog comes barking and the man walks back sadly to camp.
A month passes and while walking on the beach he finds a woman washed up on to shore. When he gets close enough he can tell this lady is beautiful: big breasts, pretty face, and amazing legs. He starts to give CPR to the lady and she awakes.
When she opens her eyes, the lady said she would do anything for him. The man remembers the last time he had sex and said, “Yeah, can you watch my dog for a moment?”
Tags: herd of sheep, big breasts, walking on the beach, deserted island, pretty face
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