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Wayne went into the hospital to have a routine circumcision. When he woke up from the anesthetic a large group of doctors were gathered around him.

“What happened?” asked Wayne.

“Well”, said the doctor, “we made a mistake. There was a small mix-up and we performed the wrong operation on you. Instead of a circumsision, we performed a sex-change operation. We cut off your penis and gave you a vagina.”

“That’s terrible!” sobbed Wayne. “You mean I’ll never again experience an erection?”

“You will,” said the doctor, “Just someone else’s.”

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