The Trailer Park Beauty
One day a young man walked into the doctors office and in a painful voice uttered, “Doc, I need some serious help.”
“What seems to be the problem young man?” replied the doctor.
With that the man dropped his pants and the Dr. saw that the man’s penis was bending in ways that God had never intended.
“Dear Lord!” gasped the Dr. “What the hell happened to you?”
“Well,” the man said, “there is this beautiful girl living in the trailer across from mine. And every day when her husband goes into town she takes a hot dog from the fridge, sticks it in a crack in the floor and starts to masturbate with it. I figured that that was a lot of wasted pussy, so one day I sneaked over and got under her floor, swiped the hot dog, and put my dick in its place. Everything went well for about an hour until the husband came home, and she went to kick the hot dog under the stove!”
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