Yo mama so black
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Loading ...Yo mama so black she polish her shoes with her bare hands.
Yo mama so black when she put lotion on she look like patent leather.
Yo mama so black she spits oil.
Yo mama so black she poops charcoal.
Yo mama so black she looks like a klondike bar.
Yo mama so black she was mixed when she was born, her dad black, her mama black as hell.
Yo mama so black her nose looks like two tires
yo mama so black her fingers look like burnt hot dogs.
Yo mama so black her she cries Nestle Quik.
Yo mama so black her tongue look’s like a black cookie sheet.
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May 2nd, 2008 20:36
yo momma is so black she bleeds coffee.
May 27th, 2008 08:10
these jokes sweet and wack at the same time