Sex Education
Time for sex education class, Ms. Jones drew a big circle and a small circle in the middle and asked “Do you know what this is?”
Little Johnny raised his hand and says “I know, my mum has it”
“What is the name?”
“It has two names. Mum calls it Breast, Dad calls it Boobs, She has two of them.”
“Very good.”
Ms. Jones drew two parallel lines and a half circle in one end, on the other end two circles side by side.
“And what is this?”
Little Johnny raised his hand again and says “I know, my dad has it”
“What is the name?”
“It has two names. Mum calls it Penis, Dad calls it Cock, He has two of them.”
“What do you mean he has two…?”
“With one he pees with the other he fights with Mom.”
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