Three Instructions
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Loading ...Back in the old west, there was a traveling salesman. One day he ventured upon an Indian Tribe. He showed the chief his many items that he had for trade. The chief asked him if he had anything that could keep his wife from having any more children since they had so many. The salesman said he had just the thing, and traded the chief a dozen condoms for some blankets. The salesman said for him to remember to read and follow the three instructions that came with them and he wouldn’t have to worry about having any more children.
Nine months later, the salesman comes back, lo and behold the chief’s wife is pregnant and the chief is angry.
The salesman says, “Chief, what happened? Did you follow the three instructions I told you about?”
The chief says, “Me, follow instructions.”
Salesman, “Ok, let’s see. Did you take them out of the package?”
Chief, “Me take em out of package.”
Salesman, “Did you stretch them five times.”
Chief, “Me stretch em five times.”
Salesman, “Did you put them on your organ?”
Chief, “That’s where me went wrong. Instead of putting on my organ, I put em on my piano!”
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