Taxi Driver
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Loading ...A nun gets into a cab and notices that the driver is staring at her throught the rear-view mirror.
“Is there a problem?” she asks.
“No, Sister,” he replies, “but I have a question and don’t want to offend you.”
“Oh, my son,” she smiles, “you won’t offend me. I’ve been a Nun most of my life now, and I’ve seen so much of the human condition that there’s nothing you say could that I would find offensive.”
“All right, Sister,” says the driver. “I’ve always fantasized that a Nun would perform oral sex on me.”
“Oh, my son,” smiles the nun, “that’s not uncommon, but of course you would have to be single and a Catholic.”
“Yes, yes, Sister, I am single and a good Catholic.”
“All right, my son,” smiles the kindly nun, “pull around behind that old warehouse.”
The driver follows her instructions and receives the best oral sex from the nun that he’s ever had in his life. As he pulls back onto the road, she sees him grinning in the rear-view mirror and asks him why.
“I’m sorry, Sister, I was a naughty boy”, smiles the driver. “I’m married and Jewish.”
“No need to apologize”, says the nun. “My name is Kevin and I’m on my way to a Halloween party.”
Tags: rear view mirror, sorry sister, old warehouse, halloween party, naughty boy
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