Jack or Jill
Mr.Clark needed to reduce his two-person division by half. That meant he had to fire either Jack or Jill, both of whom he deeply respected.
Troubled by the prospect, he called Jill into his office and shut the door.
A few minutes later Jill stormed out of the office and left the building.
Mr. Rupert, who is Mr.Clark’s boss, was just walking by and says, “I see you decided to fire Jill.”
Mr. Clark shook his head. “No sir, I never got that far.”
“What do you mean?” asked his surprised boss.
“Well sir, all I said was, “Jill, I don’t know whether to lay you or Jack off,” and she was gone.
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