Old Fogies
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Loading ...Two 87 year old twin brothers were sitting on the porch one Sunday afternoon talking.
The first twin asked the second twin what he did last night. The second twin replied that he went out to a nightclub and met this beautiful and sexy 17 year old girl. After a night of dancing and drinking and love making, they decided they’d get married.
The first twin with a look of shock on his face said to the second twin, “You can’t marry a 17 year old girl, are you out of your mind.”
The second twin replied, “I don’t care what you say, I’m going to marry this girl. I love here and I’am going to marry her.”
The first twin attempted to school his brother on the dangers of marrying a 17 year old girl at his age, “Have you thought about what people would say.” You wouldn’t be able to be seen in public with this girl. She only wants you for your money.”
The second twin replied, “I don’t care what you say, I love and I’m going to marry her.”
After pleading with his brother for the better part of the day, the first twin made a last ditch attempt to try and change his brothers mind. He told him that if he married this 17 year old girl it would surely result in mean instant death.
The second twin replied, “WELL, IF SHE DIES, SHE DIES.
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