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Loading ...A guy is hunting for a bear in the woods, he is using a bow and arrow.
After about a half hour of looking he spots on, he draws the bow and releases. The arrow misses the bear, the guy is about ready to leave the woods when he is tapped on the shoulder.
The hunter turns around to face a huge bear. The bear says, “You got 2 options, I could either kill you or you can bend over and take it like a man“.
The hunter descides that its better than dying, so he unzips his pants and the bear fucks him.
The next day this hunter is pissed off, so he goes into the woods with a machinegun, his intent to kill this flamer of a bear.
He spots the bear and opens up on it, trees snapped in half, bullets bounced off of rocks, but still he missed the bear, he was about to leave when he was tapped on the shoulder, the hunter turns to see this bear again. The bear says, “I could either kill you or you can bend over and take it like a man”.
Well the guy doesn’t want to die so he unzipped his pants while the bear fucked him.
The next day the guy is so pissed he wants so much revenge on this homosexual bear that he goes hunting with a sherman tank. He spots the bear and fires a couple mortar rounds towards the bears direction. Fire was everywhere while loud explosions go off. But still he missed this bear.
He pokes half his body out to survey the area when the bear taps him on the shoulder. The guy turns around and sees the bear and unzips his pants, the bear says “I got just one question, you are not in this for the hunting are you?!”
Tags: loud explosions, mortar rounds, bow and arrow, man the hunter, sherman tank
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