Of Course You Married A Woman!

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A witness, small, uncertain, and nervous, was being cross-examined.

The lawyer thundered, “Have you ever been married?”

“Yes sir,” said the witness in a low voice.

“Whom did you marry?”

“Well, a woman.”

The lawyer said angrily, “Of course you married a woman. Did you ever hear of anyone marrying a man?”

And the witness said meekly, “My sister did.”

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