Of Course You Married A Woman!
A witness, small, uncertain, and nervous, was being cross-examined.
The lawyer thundered, “Have you ever been married?”
“Yes sir,” said the witness in a low voice.
“Whom did you marry?”
“Well, a woman.”
The lawyer said angrily, “Of course you married a woman. Did you ever hear of anyone marrying a man?”
And the witness said meekly, “My sister did.”
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