foot and a half

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There once was this Italian girl who was saving herself for her husband, and on the night of their wedding the husband was called off to the war. 6 months later he returned willing and ready so they went upstairs and they proceeded to take off thier clothes first the man took off his shirt and the woman runs downstairs to her mother and said:

woman:mama mama he has hair all over his backa

mama:that’s okay go and makea love to your husband

So she went upstairs and the husband takes off his pants and then she ran back downstairs

woman:mama mama he hasa fur all over his legs

mama:that’s okay go and makea love to your husband

So she went back upstairs and the husband took off his shoes and one foot was cut in half so she ran back downstairs and said

woman:mama mama he only has a foot and a half

mama:step aside this looks like a job for your mama.

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