Nursing Home Fun
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Loading ...An 85 year old man has just settled into his second week stay, after moving to the Sunny View Nursing home.
After years of self neglect, he finally starts to eat the right viddles and vitimans. In giving him a bed wash a nurse is vigourously cleaning his private regions. He feels his loins stiring, something that the nurse notices.
The nurse says, “Just wait a moment and I’ll send our therapist to help you”. About half a minute latter a beautiful, lusty blonde nurse arrives, lifts the bed sheets and gives the old man the best head job he has had in years (it made his greys stand on end).
Later he makes a call to his son and tells him about it. Obviously the son is really chuffed that is dear old dad is getting great nursing care and the old man can’t believe he can still function at 85.
The next day the old man goes for a walk through the nursing home corridors. As he rounds a corner, his knees give way and he hits the floor and can’t get up. As he is laying there a male orderly arrives, looks around, pulls the old man’s pants down and drills him.
When he finally gets help, the old man makes his way back to his room and rings his son. He is very distraught.
Old man– “Son, one day I manage to get a hard on and get the deluxe blow job treatment and the next day I get pokered up the arse, it’s terrible”
Son—”Dad, you have just got to take the good with the bad”
Old Man—”Son, that may be so but I only get an erection once every ten years but I might fall down five times a day.”
Tags: dear old dad, bad old man, self neglect, viddles, blonde nurse
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