What is Old?
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Loading ...Red Buttons once said he was 80 years old, but that 80 is not “old.” He further went on to illustrate what he meant:
“Old” is when your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes, and you’re barefoot.
“Old” is when a sexy babe catches your fancy, and your pacemaker opens the garage door nearest your car.
“Old” is when your wife says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Honey, I can’t do both!”
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