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Loading ...A man wants to go skydiving so he goes to the skydiving place. He gets on the plane and the instructor says, “I just want to tell you if the parachute doesn’t open when you pull the string, be patient and don’t get nervous. Just count to five and pull the emergency parachute cord. If the emergency cord doesn’t work, you better pray to Buddha.”
Sure enough, the man’s parachute doesn’t work. He remembers to count to five then pull the emergency cord. Once he pulls the cord he finds out his emergency parachute doesn’t come out either. He then starts praying to Buddha. “Oh Buddha help me. PLEASE!”
Just then, a big hand comes out of nowhere and gently places him on the ground. Then the man says, “Thank God!” and the big hand smashes him flat.
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