The 2 bums
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Loading ...These two bums are walkin around the street and they find a dollar.
So the first bum says “Give me that dollar, I’ll show ya what to do with it.”
So the bum go’s away for a few minutes and comes back with a hot dog.
And the second bum says “what the hell are we supposed to do with a hot dog?? You didnt even get a bun or ketchup on it!!”
So the first bum says to him “Dont worry I know what I’m doin.”
So they go into a bar and get really drunk. Then, the first bum pulls out the hot dog and puts it by his zipper, and the other bum starts sucking it!!
When the bartender see’s whats going on he throws them out and tells them never to come back again. So they just got away with not paying for all the beer they just drank.
So they go and do this in about 8 more bars. When they’re done, the second bum says to the other one, “Boy my knees sure are tired from kneeling down and sucking that hot dog.”
And the first bum says,”Your Knees! I lost the hot dog after the second bar!”
Tags: two bums, hot dog, bum, ketchup, bartender
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