Your Mama

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to use diet soap to lose weight.

Yo mama so black that if she wore a silver coat she’ll look like a Hersey’s kiss.

Yo mama’s cooking is so bad that the homeless give it back.

Yo mama so old that Jesus personally autographed her Bible.

Yo mama so dumb that she drowned in a carpool.

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